Blue: Rate Adam out of 10

Gansey: Adam? Adam Parrish? Oh, Adam’s a 10. A true 10. Have you seen that face? Only angels could have crafted such a thing. Pure perfection. *sigh* Adam Parrish. He’s the best of us, Blue. A 10 all round. You see those hands? They’re working hands. I would trust my child in those hands, I really would. He’s a 10, Blue. A solid 10.

Blue: What about the rest of us?

Gansey: strong 8 in good lighting

• It’s a mortal AU but all of them see ghosts 
  
• Their father is a successful business man who owns a chain of funeral homes
  
• He forces them to work at the main location to “build character”
  
• Nico works with cleaning up the bodies mostly and he constantly gets harassed by the ghosts because he’s making the corpses too ugly, or using the wrong color or CHRIST KID LEARN HOW TO USE A DAMN KNIFE MESS MY FACE UP AND I’LL HAUNT YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY 
  
• Bianca works the front end and the coffin show room. Talking with families, listening to the dead loved one shit talk them: “I never liked my son-in-law.” “Tell them I want the one with hydraulics” “IF YOU LET THEM PICK THAT ONE OUT–” “My grandson is your age and single, dear.” “I TOLD MY DAUGHTER NOT TO MARRY HIM. “ “Girl, if you put them on that mailing list I will make SURE you never hear the end of me.”
• Hazel working with the tombstones/other various decorated objects. Putting in the letters and numbers with her hands or a laser machine. Having to put up with snickering ghosts like,”Put YOLO on it!” or “my brother’s already moved on so draw a penis in the corner of his tombstone AND HE WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I WON’T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT UNTIL YOU DO.” and “Is that anime?” 
  
• Diving to Mc Donalds in a hearse 
  
• Finding tons of necromancy books just “suddenly” appearing without any explanation 
  
• Dealing with their father’s constant poetic waxing of the family business and other morbid shit 
  
• Flirting with cute ghosts 
  
• Crying when cute ghosts pass on 
  
• Protecting each other when negative spirits pass through
  
• Working together to honor the family tradition and help souls move on along the way
• Hades Siblings Mortician AU (◡‿◡) 
  

Deep talks are my favorite. If you can connect with me on a level not everyone can, you’re in.

not to be dramatic but June is really the loneliest month

winter or spring? romance or fantasy? lace or satin? ice cream cone or snow cone? bath or shower? iced coffee or hot coffee? tv shows or films? early mornings or late nights? waffles or pancakes? antique or brand new? 

it must have been a trip for Adam when he first met Gansey because this untouchable rich kid immediately unloads everything about his alternate life as a tomb raider trying to unearth the centuries-old mystery of Glendower and Adam is just, “sounds fake but i’m literally so starved of human interaction that i will now follow you to the ends of the earth in search of your super lost and super dead king”