Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes

Jonathan: Then, for a back story, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay.

Antoni: Some people give off a vibe right away of like, don’t fuck with me. My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you!”

Tan: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die.

Karamo: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Bobby: Now I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.

“You morning-star, Godchild of Aphrodite, miracle of beauty,”

— Alexander Pushkin, from The Collected Works; “To Olga Masson,”